I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.
if there’s anyone who doesn’t reblog this gif every time you see it then who are you & what are you doing here
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
"If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
You’d cry too."
mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
This is my vocabulary in a post
did i just see six urban dictionary definitions that aren’t disturbingly sexual i didn’t know that could happen
I’M CRyING THIS IS THE BEST THNIG EVER