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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

funkylittlegreenghoul:

Incredible 

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

mortychrist:

when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married. 

penis-hilton:

me dying

Billie Holiday - I’ll Be Seeing You

"It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any."

- Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)
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