[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing
very very very below average
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed